Hey ho, i thought i’d update people on what the hell happened friday that landed me in the hospital
Basically, some of you may know that I look after kids as my job, have done for years and have no real gripes with it
However on friday i was coaching a football (soccer to you yanks) match and one of the children took an incredible goal kick that hit me directly on the temple and knocked me completely out.
What made it worse was the fact that the kids thought i was just having a laugh and started bundling on top of me because one little cunt child thought it would be a fantastic idea. Cue me waking up 10 seconds later dazed, confused, and about 15 7 year olds hitting my head trying to get me to wake up, jumping on me and punching me. I think one even tried to nab my phone from my pocket
Anyway, staff rushed over, were like “wut” and took care of me from then on in. Annoyingly, the management decided to skimp on staff training so none of them really knew what to do. However they did the best they could and i can only thank them for it. What the should of done was ring 999 immediately.
Being dazed and a bit weird I thought i was A-OK and decided to still go to London with the Louise and go to the history museum. I was starting to feel shit and louise convinced me to call 111 (non-emergency hotline) and they were like “WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU NOT GONE TO HOSPITAL YOU IDIOT”. So i went to the hospital in central london and was seen too nearly immediately.
Turns out i’m pretty badly concussed and have to have a constant eye on me until Tuesday, just incase my brain bleeds and die or whatever.
For that reason I am not going to be doing anything other than relaxing and taking easy until then. Yes, I know people want me to listen to stuff but i have not touched my PC and dont really plan too. My head still aches and generally i feel a bit poo. But, i’m on the mend and will be back to normal shortly.
Oh and for the record, all the kids who bundled on top of me where they wereManta rays are large eagle rays belonging to the genus Manta. The larger species, M. birostris, reaches 7 m (23 ft) in width while the smaller, M. alfredi, reaches 5.5 m (18 ft). Both have triangular pectoral fins, horn-shaped cephalic fins and large, forward-facing mouths. They are classified among the Elasmobranchii (sharks and rays) and are placed in the eagle ray family, Myliobatidae.
Mantas can be found in temperate, subtropical and tropical waters. Both species are pelagic; M. birostris migrates across open oceans, singly or in groups, while M. alfredi tends to be resident and coastal. They are filter feeders and eat large quantities of zooplankton, which they swallow with their open mouths as they swim. Gestation lasts over a year, producing live pups. Mantas may visit cleaning stations for the removal of parasites. Like whales, they breach, for unknown reasons bollocked by the other members of staff and they got each and every one of them to say sorry to me individually. that’ll teach them >:3
not sure why or how a paragraph about manta rays is in here but its too funny to take out hahahahahahaha
I hope you feel better soon
be sure to give your head a bunch of thumbs up each day so it feels better
Commission post - UPDATED ♥
If any of you feel like throwing money at me for absolutely no reason at all, you’re free to do so over at my Paypal: firstname.lastname@example.org
Apparently there are some things that still haven’t been paid for as far as my dance expenses go, so I’m back at it… Turns out I only covered half of what I wanted, because my mom didn’t manage to take care of the other half so. Yep. Comission me pls.
I also need to find money to get to BUCK but that’s not a priority.
○ Sketch, no colour: 10€, additional character +5
○ Sketchy lineart + colour, no background: 15€, each extra character +5
○ Wow, actual proper lineart + colour, no background = 13€, each extra character +5
Please, DO NOT request a commission and immediately send me the money - I’ll get in touch with you when I am done, unless I run out of time U v U Or we can do 50/50; pay half at the start and half when it’s done c: ♥ We can talk it over on Skype (neku-nyan).
What I will NOT draw:
So yes, this is it, this is the thing. Please give me money for art
solo-un-tipo asked: Dr. Mario plz
Dr. Mario: Favourite Alternate Outfit?
I assume this is in context of SSB, I like Wario’s alternate outfit, which is his normal outfit in most games. Wario is actually my favourite character from the Mario universe, and I’m always used to his traditional outfit.
ragnellalondite asked: If I send you Pit, Meta Knight, and Ike, what would you tell me?
Pit: An older game or series I’d like to see get revived for a sequel.
My mind is coming up blank on this one. I guess I should be obliged to say Banjo Kazooie??? But I don’t think I WANT a sequel to that given the state of Rare. Sorry, I can’t think of anything to answer with right now.
Metaknight: A gaming mystery you’d really like to see cleared up.
I have no idea really what this question is asking, sorry.
Ike: My Smash Bros. Mains
Toon Link, Lucas, Mr Game & Watch
I’ll keep it blunt.
I can’t speak for everyone, but anyone who thinks charging for music is a bad thing has no idea what being a musician is like and need to reevaluate their mentalities. No one owes you the musical entertainment that we provide for you. Plus, some of us actually need the financial support.
If you truly feel like we as musicians are wrong to require you to pay to have our music downloaded directly to your devices for you to have in pristine quality wherever you go, then don’t support us. Don’t buy our music. Stop listening to us. Unfollow us.
However, if you believe that our product is worth your time and money, you believe that we should make more new, better music than we have given you before, and you believe that we have a talent that truly warrants your attention, then please support us. Purchase our honest, skillful, original, enjoyable musical product. Talk about us, online and/or in real life. Support us in any way you can.
If you don’t like these circumstances, then we are not obligated to kiss your ass. These are the essential guidelines you as the listener are adhering to, so saith the producers of your music library. We have the power to create, and you have the power to choose.
I cannot really comment on the charging for music thing
Because a) it’s the way the music industry has worked for literally centuries. Like the work? Buy it and support the artist so they can make more music etc. Arguing about it is stupid and meaningless.
And b) All my music is completely free, mainly because I don’t have the courage to set a price and my music is generally a copyright minefield
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